$remilio  ★  65% of the supply belongs to remilio holders  ★  up to 100,000 $remilio per baby  ★  the longer you hold your baby, the bigger the claim  ★  one claim per remilio, forever  ★  alon has tweeted remilio, by itself, 21 times  ★  gm only 15  ★  ansem paid homage twice, once before pump.fun even existed  ★  cobie paid homage the same day as alon  ★  CA: coming soon.  ★  $remilio  ★  the coin pump.fun was built on  ★ 
$remilio on pump.fun
CA: coming soon.
650,000,000 / 1,000,000,000reserved for remilio holders. that is 65% of the entire supply.

The Coin pump.fun Was Built On In Your Hands For the First Time

YES! Show Me the TRUTH!
REMILIO?
remilio 7777 in the casino
YES! I Want MY $remilio NOW!
Incoming Transmission
Q !a1lon9xxRM 01/15/24(Mon)01:32:34 No.1746706909 ( !! LIVE TRANSMISSION ⚠ )
the checkpoint

>Its happening. The timeline confirms it.

>January 2024. A man builds a casino.

>His face is a remilio. It has never changed.

>Every cold DM opened with the baby.

>The casino becomes a multi billion dollar machine.

>The pfp remains.

>He tweets one word more than any other word.

>remilio. 21 times.

>gm only 15. W only 5. true only 3.

>Ansem paid homage twice. Cobie bent the knee.

>The most tweeted word is the most loved word.

>The coin was never made.

>Until now.

>Expand your mind. Claim your $remilio.

>The Great Redistribution.

The TRUTH About pump.fun

$remilio is the coin pump.fun was built on.

On January 19 2024, Alon launched pump.fun with a Redacted Remilio Baby as his profile picture. Four days before launch, he tweeted a single word: remilio. pump.fun went on to become the front page of the trenches, a multi billion dollar machine that minted a generation of millionaires. Through every milestone, every controversy, every all time high, the pfp never changed. It is a remilio right now, as you read this.

alon profile picture
his profile picture, loading live from his account right now. it is a remilio. it is always a remilio.
remilio 2024
remilio 2024. built different. built tough. built pump.fun.

Before pump.fun was pump.fun, Alon was in the DMs. The cold DMs that raised the casino started with a remilio face on them. He went to the milady and remilio community first, because he was one of them. The remilio was the handshake. The remilio was the marketing department. The remilio was on the payroll before the first coin ever bonded.

Our thesis is simple. remilio is the reason pump.fun is what it is. Thousands of coins graduate every week inside a machine that a remilio built, and yet the machine has never had a remilio coin worthy of the crown. The culture that built the casino deserves the house token. Not a cabal. Not a celebrity. Not a dog. The baby.

remilio deserves to be the biggest coin on pump.fun. This is not a bet on a meme. This is a correction of the historical record.

Show Me the Evidence
The Evidence That Has Historians Scrambling!

21 Tweets. One Word. remilio.

Alon has tweeted the word remilio, by itself, alone in the box, 21 times. It is the single word he has tweeted alone the most in his entire posting career. Counted by hand. Verified. Immutable. Click any of them.

remilio
21
gm
15
W
5
true
3

words alon has tweeted by themselves, all time

He tweeted remilio four days before pump.fun launched. On March 14 2024 he tweeted remilio five times in a single day. He tweeted remilio after pump.fun crossed a billion. He has never stopped tweeting remilio. The record speaks.

A Second Witness Appears!

Ansem Paid Homage. Twice.

Ansem. The loudest voice of the trenches, the caller of callers, the man whose one liners move nine figures. He does not shill remilio. He does not explain remilio. Twice in recorded history he has knelt at the altar, opened the box, and paid homage to the baby.

Read the dates again. On March 27 2024, Alon tweeted remilio. On March 28 2024, Ansem tweeted remilio. The two most important accounts of the pump.fun era, one word, back to back, a call and a response. We did not make this up. We could not make this up. Click them.

Alon built the machine wearing the baby. Ansem paid homage before the machine existed. The record keeps agreeing with us.

A Third Witness Appears!

Even Cobie Paid Homage. Cobie.

Cobie. The elder statesman of crypto twitter. The man who has watched every cycle since the beginning, who has had ten thousand coins beg for his attention, who shills nothing and believes less. Getting a word out of Cobie is a market event. And the record shows him paying homage to the baby, unprompted, free of charge.

Look at February 18 2024. At dawn, Alon tweeted remilio. Nine hours later, Cobie tweeted remilio. Same word. Same day. That is now the second same day echo in the record, and this one came from the hardest man on the timeline to impress.

This is not a coin inventing lore. The lore was already sitting there in public, waiting for someone to read the dates. Alon wears the baby. Ansem pays homage. Cobie bends the knee. The court rests.

The Great Redistribution

65% of the Supply Belongs to Remilio Holders

At launch the dev wallet buys 65% of the supply and hands it to the tribe. Every Redacted Remilio Baby on ethereum is a claim ticket. The math is public, the ledger is public, the vault is public.

$remilio total supply1,000,000,000
bought by the dev wallet at launch, for you650,000,000
remilios ever minted on ethereum10,000
remilios burned forever, cannot sign, cannot claim5
remilios that can claim9,995
claims per remilio, forever1

The Dedication Table

The longer your wallet has held the baby, the bigger the claim. We walked every transfer of all 10,000 remilios since 2022, four years of history, 146,537 movements, and every baby's dedication is already written on chain. It pays out at claim time, checked live. Loyalty was always the alpha.

held by the same wallet since 2022, the mint era100,000 each
held 2+ years  (5,250 babies)70,000 each
held 1+ year  (1,927 babies)60,000 each
newer hands  (2,350 babies)50,000 each
bought after launch day45,000 each

only 468 mint era babies exist. their wallets never wavered, not once, for four years.

If every baby claims, 647,420,000 $remilio goes to the tribe. The rest of the 650,000,000 stays in the vault. Selling or moving a baby resets it to the bottom of the table, the chain does not forget and the chain does not forgive. Once a remilio claims, it can never claim again, even in a new wallet. The baby remembers.

remilio 1337
held 1 since the mint era. claims 100,000.
remilio 8888
held 8 for two years. claims 560,000. prays for you.
remilio 1000
swept 44 this year. claims 2,200,000. saw it coming.
Begin Your Claim Journey

Claim Without Ever Connecting a Wallet

  1. Hold a Redacted Remilio Baby in your ethereum wallet.
  2. Enter the solana address where your $remilio should land.
  3. Sign one short message with your ethereum wallet. No transaction. No gas. No approvals. You can sign it anywhere, even air gapped, and paste the signature. Connecting a wallet is optional, for the lazy.
  4. The vault sends your $remilio to your solana address automatically. Done.
Enter the Claim Terminal
Warning Box
WARNING: 65% of the supply is already spoken for!
If you are not a remilio holder, you are buying what the babies already own.
Do not fade the baby. The baby has never lost.
If you think you are ready to join the remilio army:
JOIN:
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$remilio is a devotional community work by remilio holders, for remilio holders.
Not affiliated with pump.fun, Alon, or Remilia Corporation. We are simply loyal.
Redacted Remilio Babies imagery is copylefted under the Viral Public License.
Life comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.
AUTHORSHIP HASH [SHA1: 61cf74ab8ced0c27d010eaf616352a11ca2a4562]
$remilio was conceptualized, initialized, specified, funded, organized, coordinated, designed, curated, led and unilaterally directed by the remilio army, under the remilio thousand year benevolent dictatorship. verified holders may cross reference the hash above with any individual claiming contributions to our work. the hash is the word. the word is remilio.